Trail of Dead to Rally Against Tea Parties with October Tour

wonderlandAUSTIN, Texas (AP) — Politically-motivated independent rockers …And You Will Know Us by the Trail of Dead are issuing a progressive caterwaul ahead of next month’s United States midterm elections by doing what they do best: hitting the proverbial Texas road.

Facing a rip tide of fringe conservatism, Trail of Dead frontman and small business magnate Jason Reece is setting out with the goal of asking a weary electorate a question he believes poses an immediate threat to modern American society:  “How old is too old to have a make believe tea party?”  His query comes with genuine concern clearly evident in his voice.  “I’ve seen groups of people, regular-sized adults mind you, having tea parties on their front …