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A Perfect Teenhood  (5:17)
 
Kevin Allen - (Guitar)
Neil Busch - (Bass)
Conrad Keely - (Vocals, Guitar)
Jason Reece - (Drums)

Produced By: Mike McCarthy
 
 

Release

Track

Madonna (LP/CD)

12

 

          

 
Lyrics:

 
Take one
Take two

Believe it or not this is a plan of action
A perfect teenhood is a drug racket
It's a beautiful day and I am up and at 'em
Motorcycles and cops are the main attraction

Tommy Gun
Blood Lust
A perfect teenhood
Fuck you

A freak visitation from a sister planet
A holocaust situation requires network access
Information society takes a new direction
The highway and a gun, the latest fashion

Tommy Gun
Blood Lust
A perfect teenhood
Fuck you

Take one
Take two

So believe it or not, this is a plan of action
This ain't no mercy mission, this is target practice
The atomic thrust is gonna tear you askew
Agent X is Bettie Page, she's in the rear-view

Tommy Gun
Blood Lust
A perfect teenhood
Fuck you (x1,000,000)