Hostilities Ignite Between Opposing Jason Reece Factions
01/07/2008 -- by merlin

HILO, Hawaii (AP) -- The internet was alight with electronic antagonism early Friday morning when angry members of the Anti-Jason Reece Club exchanged heated words and simulated jabs with a group of Jason Reece supporters on several active internet forums and message boards.

Jason Reece Love, as the pro-Reece group refers to itself, operates out of bases in several US states with the specific aim to supplant the Anti-Reece Club at the forefront of the multifaceted Jason Reece internet revolution and return the spotlight to Reece's wide-ranging list of personal accomplishments.  "Jason enjoys broad support across the board here in Hawai'i," said Frederich Kep'okalani, High Chief of the Jason Reece Love Hawaiian chapter.  "He's a native son and we're proud of what he has accomplished.  These people, these haters, they have no idea what Jason brings to the table day in and day out.  His energy, his positive fervor, his uncanny ability to light a fire deep inside the darkest realms of your soul, these are things to be admired and appreciated, not scorned and spit upon.  Jason is exactly the type of person we need in today's primarily arid society of hopelessness.  A transcendent ray of light in an otherwise endless sea of emotional black holes and murky dispositions."

Love member Joseph Emerson of Bedford, Massachusetts, who was himself involved in the recent internet action taken against the Anti-Jason Reece Club, says Kep'okalani hit the proverbial nail right on the head.  "Eccentric allegory aside, Freddie knows what he's talking about," asserted Emerson.  "We need more people like Jason around.  These Anti-Reece fools wish they could be half the man he is.  I doubt they've ever sat down and listened to his songs or taken time to read his lyrics.  Truth be told, 'Heart in the Hand of the Matter' saved my life.  Only a true poet could pen something like that, to write a song that really saves people.  I mean, how could it not speak to you?  I wish they would open their eyes and see it."

Emerson feels his pro-Reece argument comes down to a simple question of fellowship.  "Why hate when you can love?"

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