Uncle Sam wants you (to click him)!
So, you have a question? A real doozy? A question that would make me think or pull one of my many strings of influence? Something to submit so awesome you feel it may be worthy of my precious time? Something so amazing, so grandiose, that the world can no longer live without knowing its unparalleled greatness? Well then, please do click on Uncle Sam.
  Note #1: Most important. If you want an actual reply, PLEASE be sure to include your actual email address. If you don't, how the am I meant to get a message to you?
Note #2: Stupid questions won't normally be answered. If they are answered, it will be in a completely sarcastic tone. Please prepare yourself for that eventuality if you feel like asking "When are the guys in Trail coming to [insert your city here]? How come you haven't toured recently?" or "Are they recording? What are they doing? Can I have specifics?" or "Will you please play my birthday party?" or "Can I hang out with you?". Honestly. You really suck. Of course you can't.
Note #3: If you would like to write a fake news story for this website, or, in fact, have an idea for a really good fake news story, please do submit it. I'm a genius, but sometimes I like to give my brain a rest. It's hard being me.
Note #4: Kudos, kind words, suggestions, and bribes will all be accepted with grace. Flames, bad words, idiocracy, and non-talent are unacceptable. If you have something to say, ask me ask me ask me. I won't say no. How could I? Keep it intellectual though. This isn't America. |
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