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Who the fuck are we? Who the fuck are you?

If you are in desperate need of contacting us, you can use the information carefully organized below, or you can make an effort to talk to us on the official message board here.  I assure you the sarcasm will be laid on quite thick if you choose to force the issue.  For your review:

merlin the wiseName:  merlin
From:  Manchester, England
Position:  Ruling Party, News Editor
Dot org since:  April, 2003

Email:  merlin©trailofdead.com
AIM:  jon is merlin
Myspace:  http://myspace.com/wizards
Deviant:  http://kwellyn.deviantart.com
Web:  http://www.trailofdead.com

Preferred Music:  Moz.  For everything inconsequential visit last.fm here.
 
 

jeff the toughName:  Jeff Tom
From:  Austin, Texas
Position:  Part-time Contributor
Dot org since:  June, 2006

Email:  Not Applicable
Myspace:  http://myspace.com/jefftom
Web:  http://www.jefftom.com

Preferred Music:  Wilco.  No one is really sure what else Jeff listens too.  He'll say he listens to one thing and then go off and listen to another.  Ask him, ask him.

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